Effective South African
Mar/100
Effective South African
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Absonutrix Hoodia Xtreme with Green Tea Patch 30 day Diet Patches Slimming | US $10.50 | 13h 54m |
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Streamliner Henry M Flagler at Station Hollywood Florida Linen Postcard | US $5.99 | 1d 14h 52m |
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USB Vacuum Cleaner notebook clean USB mini vacuum cleaner computer keyboard clea | US $1.90 | 2d 16h 43m |
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Cold Steel Kudu Ring Lock Folder Pocket Folding Knife 20K | US $1.00 | 4d 22h 20m |
Message from SARS?
New Tax For 2008
The only thing we have not yet taxed is the willy. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed. 30% of the time it is hard up. 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it's in a hole.
It has two dependents, but they're nuts.
Effective March 1, 2008 willies will be taxed according to size.
The tax brackets are as follows:
10"-12" Luxury Tax
8"-10" Pole Tax
5"- 8" Privilege Tax
4"- 5" Nuisance tax
Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.
Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION.
Issues still under consideration are as follows:
Are there penalties for early withdrawal?
Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
Are condoms deductible as work clothes?
South African Revenue Services
zxcv - Great one mate! Excellent!
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